MilesOokami

Inspired by !VanillaDreamsiclexo (https://www.deviantart.com/vanilladreamsiclexo) i decided it would be time for me to find my mother who has left me when i was only a baby...... I found her but she rejected my love so i killed her. Stranger: hi You: MOM You: MOM IS THAT U Stranger: yes.... Stranger: whats the problem You: wow mom You: u gotta come home You: uncle skeeter keeps fondling my butthole Stranger: sorry hun momma needs to get layed first You: he stuck a pole up my asshol yesterday 5 inch diameter You: it hurt so bad Stranger: tell him to put it in the the other hole You: when i poop i scream becaus it hurt 2 bad Stranger: it wont hurt so bad there You: momy u

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Dear xadass: I don't really know how to tell you this, but im pregnant. I think I realized it when i started poopin babies and I saw you on redtube with Astley. I'm sure you're gay enough to understand buttsex. I'm returning herpes to you, but I'll keep aids as a memory. You should also know that I am your father . yours truly, Miles